zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(Source: ernbarassing)

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welcome-to-the-band-parade:

Mark Hoppus in I’d Do Anything by Simple Plan

Mark gaying around with some punk is the reason I’m happy with life

(Source: armstrong-delonge)

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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knvckle-puck:

Blink 182 // First Date

knvckle-puck:

Blink 182 // First Date

(Source: punkstays)

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voldemo:

My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”

Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading

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deansscruffyangel:

heavenandhellcastiel:

crashinmyimagination:

teamfreeimpala:

I think we can add this to the group of weird faces Misha makes right before he fucks everything up


I like this one in particular.

this is my personal favourite

I’M FUCking CRying

deansscruffyangel:

heavenandhellcastiel:

crashinmyimagination:

teamfreeimpala:

I think we can add this to the group of weird faces Misha makes right before he fucks everything up

image

I like this one in particular.

imagethis is my personal favourite

I’M FUCking CRying

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